Saturday, August 28, 2010

FRANÇOIS AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (BRAZIL)


Name: François Austria-Hungary (Brazil)
Occupation: Human Pinball / Fork / LOOSER (than the rest) / Ape-Man Extraordinaire

TONY KAPOWZA (PLASTIC BAG)


Name: Tony Kapowza (Plastic Bag)
Occupation: Jehova's Testifier / Sex God

FLAPJACK PETERS


Name: Flapjack Peters
Occupation: King of his own island (in his house) / Informant for Mr. Ed / Guy

SAMUEL "KINDOF" MASTURBATIONSON


Name: Samuel "Kindof" Masturbationson
Occupation: Firecracker! / Army Guy / The guy who made up the name for bread

SIGNOR ALIXJONES


Name: Signor Alixjones
Occupation: Condescending Pretty Boy / Creator of the show, "Shut Up and Dance!"

ERNEST "OPAQUE" ÉTATSGÉNÉRAUX


Name: Ernest "opaque" Étatsgénéraux
Occupation: Rental Sweatshop Worker / Whore / Serial Rapist / Cereal Rapist

Friday, August 27, 2010

OSCAR "PERMANENTÉ" BREWS


Name: Oscar "Permanenté" Brews
Occupation: Buonannologist / Pees on sleeping middle aged men

ISMAEL


Name: Ismael
Occupation: Motivational Babbler / Crotchety Old Dude

WIR TANZEN


Name: Wir Tanzen
Occupation: Bike Seat-Sniffer / Dunkin' Donut / Nutcracker / Pac Man / Mark Twain / Huck Finn / Lolli-pop

GUS DAMMITT (RECYCLE)


Name: Gus Dammitt (Recycle)
Occupation: Male Actor / Investigator of the effects of child molestation ---> It gives him a perfect alibi!