Sunday, August 22, 2010

BIZNITCH

This is Biznitch. He says, "Yo." You see, Biznitch is warning you. He's warning you because if you are, indeed, a "biznitch," and get all up-tight and alarmist about everything, you're going to want to turn around right now. No, wait! Stay. Stay and get freaked out. This isn't about you, this is about an ancient plate tradition that, under our beloved Freedom of Speech, will continue unabated.

Otherwise, enjoy the totally fucked up shit to come. Not all of it is really fucked up. In fact, some of it is pretty tame. But that's the minority in the PLATEVERSE. Most citizens are evil, heinous and totally revel in it.

Name: Biznitch
Occupation: Yo

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