ROGER "SWEET N' SOUR" SNAPPLEITIS

Would you forgive him if he gave your "rights" back?

Name: Roger "Sweet N' Sour" Snappleitis
Occupation: Mr. Robust / Little Kid / Former U.S. Pres / Current President of the NRA

EINSTEIN Q. REMBRANDT

Intelligence often belies sincerity, and we can all relate to that shit, right fellas?

Name: Einstein Q. Rembrandt
Occupation: Former U.S. President and Former Employee at Bob's D.F. (Discount Furniture)